My dad just yelled at me for going to youth group with out telling him. Apparently going out to fuck a girl without telling him gets me a high 5, going to youth group gets me grounded.
How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
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my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
I'm in the bar bathroom about to pass out. But it's ok cause I set my alarm to go off for last call
THIS NIGHT WILL NOT GO DICKLESS
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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Im glad the only reason we got out of bed today was to get Halloween candy on sale.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
yea sometimes its awkward. but when you're a straight bartender at a gay bar and everyone knows it, they all think that they can make me turn gay. its like oh yea dude that extra $20 tip makes me want to suck some dick now
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
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