Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
So, do you know where my left shoe is? I mean, we were at a few places last night, and I called them. No luck for me.
get over here now. the boys are doing shots of everclear, chasing with monster, and some dude jsut walked in with a backpack full of tattoo gear.
There are parrots here and they're headbanging to the music. There's also a clown and a pit bull that can jump onto tables. Too high for this shit.
There's a lady here with a big bag of dildos. I'm not sure that's appropriate bar baggage but, I like her style
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
It's titled "A countdown to death. A psychological look at the downward spiral of actress Lindsay Lohan and her inevitable Hollywood demise" This dissertation is genius. Not a single sober moment for either Lindsay or myself. Good stuff!
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
I TAUGHT HER CAT TO SIT. CATS DON'T FUCKING SIT ON COMMAND. BUT THIS ONE DID!
It's basically my crowning achievement.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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