i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
Ikea night.
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Insert tab A into swedish slot B
I always see him when I'm wearing my ripped pants. I think its because of the hole in the crotch. My vag sends out supersonic "I'm horny" waves to him. Otherwise the calls are muffled.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
We planned for the zombie apocalypse. In great detail. Of course there was booze involved.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
And I was slip and sliding my life away on a giant tarp with tons of soap and bitches. Priorities man, priorities.
She started crying and told me to leave half way through, I'm walking down main with a bottle of patron and a sweatpants boner.
this better not be you asking for a beej
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
I screamed "I want dick!" in the middle of the intersection. So many hot guys. I wish you were here.
Dude I'm so clean right now. Like I feel insulted that I can pass a piss test.
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
I hate being the first one to text him all the time...I feel like Iook desperate to get laid when the reality is that im just really horny and he has a/c...
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