wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
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I think "I actually like giving blow jobs better" qualifies her as a keeper
Dude I walked 1.4 miles through the hotel wearing a cowboy hat, pink topped boots, gucci shades, and a scarf and met my parents in the hallway at 7 am how is this not a good start to Vegas?
Only he would come to a strip club and talk about an internship with Walt Disney during a lap dance.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
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Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
He accepted my bet of 5 bucks to bike home completely naked. Never got asked about the 5 bucks, guess he enjoyed it too much
I came and sneezed at the same time. Words can't describe how awesome it was.
It’s gonna be hard being interviewed by this girl without remembering the time she showed me her nipple piercings at Dylan’s party
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