they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
All four of us managed to throw up in the same bathroom at different times during the night. I think we'll get along great living together.
Just found out my mom's voicemail password is 6969..
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
First time at a gay bar. I found a surrogate AND sperm donor! The surrogate is straight, so it evens out.
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
We need to know if his feet match his cock.
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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