Courtney? Is that you? I have pictures of this very same night.
I wouldn't necessarily call it an addiction, more of a passion. I'm habitually passionate.
Just opened a beer with eyelash curlers... miss you.
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
Found myself carrying 2 bottles of .89 euro wine about half a mile to where im staying. and someone stopped me and spoke to english. apparently, i reek of drunk american.
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
it was a 'fall asleep on the bathroom floor after puking bc the cold tile is legit more comfortable than your bed' kind of night.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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