Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
My mom just used the words "ice cunt". It may be an interesting day afterall.
I just got a high school volleyball teams practice cancelled because I slept with the head coach through their practice time.
Also, new rule: You are no longer allowed to send me a text with the word "dildo" in it before 10am.
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I have so much shit FLYING through my head. They're all in magic carpets and everything
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
I walked home with him, but I had to pee...so I did...as we walked. He was so drunk he didn't even notice. Good thing I was in a dress.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
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