I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
Either she's trying to smother me and failing, or she just has a really bad sense of where her tits should go.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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