Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
she lunged for my junk like it was the cure for swine flu
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
I can't help but be optimistic. I'm like a ball of slutty sunshine.
Having a dry hump session to Alvin and the chipmunks surprisingly didn't kill the mood. He's that good.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
If I make it home without being sick in this captain's hat it will be a fucking miracle.
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
Also apparently I made a "cake sandwich"--yeah smashed a massive piece of cake between two slices of bread....fucking tequila
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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