You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
shes the only person ive ever met that could make "i don't swallow" sound sexy
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Do any of you want to be on a three way call with me while this girl masturbates in 10 min? You can't talk
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
The $10 cab ride turned into a $60 cab ride when you puked down the back of his seat trying to whisper in his ear. He was a trooper though, he came into to wash off in the sink and still tried to get your number.
Apparently duct taping your dick to your buttcheks before the first time she goes down on you isn't as funny as projected. She cried because she thought I was a girl the whole time.
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Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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