very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
She begged me for sex again. I felt like I was telling a homeless person I didn't have any change.
It took 5 minutes to find my bra.. in his car.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just learned my tits were fire resistant. I should join the freakin circus
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Please come over, I'm slowly melting into a ball of sexual frustration. If I'm not dead by the end of the day be very surprised.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
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