Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
woke up rolled in a yoga mat listening to enya. I'm never going back to Oregon ever again.
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
Explain why there's a meatball in my bong
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
Power lunch with dad, pain pills and tequila shots. Dad does Monday hard.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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