I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I am going to get arrested. I am yelling fuck repeatedly, wearing a Bird jersey and polka dot pants while pounding wine. Amazing mug shot to follow.
I remember tearing his shower curtain down but I don't remember trying to shave my vag...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
Well when you get back to your computer, there's a nice explanation of pansexuality on your Skype.
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Would nail polish remover take gorilla glue off my nipples? We had a strange night.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You can wear anything you want
So... Naked it is then
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
There we go, I shall begin my attempt to achieve whore status today
Hi,\n\nYou left your underwear in my Uber. Thanks and bye.
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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