Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
literally. a puddle of blood. on the floor. still searching for the source
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
just answer this one ? for me. why is there human shit in my shower right now?
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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