Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Get your ass back to America. We've got a lot of drugs to do.
Those people that talk about exercise endorphins have never experienced a 9x13 pan of mac n cheese endorphins
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