If last night was a website it would be called poordecisions.com OR uncircumcisedspanishweiner.org
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I feel like a great embryo-shaped weight has been lifted off my shoulders.
I drank myself into bisexuality again.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
Like I thought me shitting my pants was bad today... Then the election happened.
My life is pants optional.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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