yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
he told me my hair look so beautiful and as he was stroking it his fingers got caught in my BUMPIT. How are you supposed to explain that one?
I didnt shave my beard last night, so I could feel it while Im shrooming today
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If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
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Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
You could become Eskimo brothers with my dad. How can you pass that up? You pussy.
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
how goes living off caffiene and alcohol?
i may have recently shit my pants. on two separate occasions.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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