I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
I wish I only lived at night.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
This is the last pregnancy scare i've had since i was 12 and i thought you could get pregnant from masturbating.
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
After a little too much, I decided public urination was a constitutional right.. Nearly got deported for that one
Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
I'm good. We walked you back to my apartment and you demanded to eat the sandwich I made for him
It's like fucking tetris in this bed
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
I had to say goodbye to one of my fuck buddies last night. He's voting for Trump, we shouldn't be doing it anyways.
He passed away peacefully doing what he loved to do best. Eating a pound of vodka gummy worms and failing at sex and the city trivia.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
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