in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I need a hug and tequila
I'm sitting next to a milk crate full of tequila right now
This is why we need to live in the same city again
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
We are trying to penis chicken awkward them out. But I think it's a gay wedding. Backfiring. Heavily.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Can't trust a bar that doesn't have fireball
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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