Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
The taxi driver was going on about how many drunk chicks want to sleep with him when he drives them home. Not sure if he was bragging or hinting
Her family was right next to mine during christmas eve mass. Between the terrifying glares and her trying to set my sleeve on fire during the candle part I am VERY sure she knows im fucking her ex...
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
I thought he was foreign, but it turns out when you're that drunk, an Ohio accent just sounds Russian.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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