Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
i was getting a blow-job tonight in the mens bathroom of a bar and the bouncer comes in and says "bro i don't mean to cock block but you cant do that here."
I hit a bug from across the room with my flip flop boomerang style. That awesome.
I need a second opinion on who's blood is in my car.
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i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
In case you were wondering, transporting lube in a ziploc bag is just as bad of an idea as it sounds.
Thank you for getting us into that car accident. I have had more guys hit on me than ever before because of my broken fingers.
Just gave a urinal high five to a complete stranger. Might not be such a bad night after all
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
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Dude if it is ever said "everybody get inside the police helicopter just showed up.". That means it was a successful party.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
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