Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
and you said cock pushups were impossible
Bad news is im a slut again. Good news is its with people ive been a slut with before.
TAKE DOWN THAT PHOTO OF ME IN THE NURSES COSTUME NOW.
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
Naked Twister starts at high noon
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
Just got offered bathroom sex. I've never been more flattered.
I tried to feed the cat bread. I told her it was the body of Christ. That seemed to work.
You don't have a cat...
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
Like, I don't need to know your life dude. I just need you to suck my tits.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
