Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
i wish i was a boy too so i knew what a blow job felt like
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
Seriously, webMD this shit for me, I cant move and I dont wanna die until I have something worth fighting over in my will
I feel like your dick pick is everywhere. Never have I needed to be so careful when posting pictures.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
I'm officially disproving the fact that a hoe never gets cold bc this hoe is COLD.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
Randomize
