all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
ive got a scarf tied around my face holding bags of hashbrowns to it, im too boss to care
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
Your roommates boyfriend just approached me while I was working to tell me about the staph infection he got on his face. Where do you find these people?
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
All I've had to eat today are potatoes...and by that I mean vodka and chips
My ass is in a myriad of pain right now
Lesson learned - Taco Bell before a long night of BDSM is a BAD idea
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
Randomize
