How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Come over. I'll eat you out and we'll make bacon.
best text I've received ever.
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
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We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.