So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
When he gets asked "is it in?" more than his name you arent missing out on much more than a petite tampon.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
I figure even if it starts out as just sex I can bang him into loving me
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
On another note I am sitting in my bed naked, buzzed, and working on a notecard for my 8:00am test tomorrow. I think I need to make better choices.
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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