Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Its not college unless your study breaks were to go throw up from blacking out the night before
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
Ran into my neighbor that's always crying. I wonder if she's like; "I ran into my neighbor who's always playing with her vibrator?"
I'M ALSO PLAYING VIDEO GAMES AND THINKING ABOUT ORDERING A PJIZZA. I'M NOT SURE WHAT MY MUSTACHE WANTS.
I just remembered you throwing bread at me and getting me to drink water out of a heineken bottle. You are my best friend.
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
I just explained my sex life to the "if you give a moose a muffin" book... Is that weird?
Sorry 4 always trying to rope you into my sexual exploits
i asked her if she was sure that she was ready to do it and she replied with "come at me bro"
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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