My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
Hangover cure: shower, throw up again, sleep for 4 hours, eat salsa, brush teeth. Good to go.
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
Ever walked into a basement full of 10 guys jerking it to a live stripper? Cause I have. Always confirm the address of a house party. Always.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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