Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
A hard boiled egg and a shot of tequila is not brunch.
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I think you're too young for vagina rejuvenation but I guess you have never been one to listen. Sounds good! You bring the Percocet ill bring the vodka!
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Jus had a dream that I borrowed bob dylans car to save us from a pack of raptors. Pretty stoked about it.
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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