Whoa Z and x make the same sound
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
Well if he truly loves me he will just have to accept my flaws. And that includes a tequila dependency and borderline lesbianism.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
But I mean how many guys can say they get blow jobs and grilled cheese with football
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
He literally just made me hold his dick while he peed cause he wanted to know if I could aim as good as him
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
So. My mom went grocery shopping for me while I was at work & brought the food here. Cool bc my dildo was laying on the counter. Forgot I left it out. I am sure she saw. Im mortified.
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