they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
I returned the dress. When they asked for the reason for return I said, 'I don't deserve to wear white'.
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
I'm so high I feel like I'm pedaling a bicycle but I'm laying on the couch. My body might be vibrating. I made soup.
What was she thinking? I'm not in the business of charity fucks anymore.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
There's mini weenies and empanadas everywhere...
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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