O no, u 2 are dating again?
No. I just masturbate furiously to his picture
I think you should know he took my pants (buttons and zippers included) and my thong off with his mouth alone. I found my husband
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
The crazy thing is, I dont actually know where the cat is, she said something bout the back of the toilet and a sock.
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
this girl is having heart failure because she lost her feather...a gypsy blessed it in turkey. Not sure im high enough for this
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
He was so drunk he was throwing the bowling balls into other lanes on purpose. He still beat my high score thought.
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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