I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
Just got a citation from campus security for an "accordion disturbance."
You don't know the meaning of what the fuck until you wake up naked and alone in someone's bed staring at a dead squirrel on their dresser.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
We need to feng shui this bitch.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
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