I told her it just looked small because my balls were gigantic. She bought it.
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
So we'll go out later for condoms and cake batter... aka grocery shopping for champions.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
We got drunk and crashed a fifty year old woman's birthday party for the food. Whoops.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
I'm still mad from all the stupid shit he's done this week that even though I couldn't give two shits about Vday, I'm gonna throw an epic tantrum if he doesn't morph in to Nickolas Sparks for a day
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
He ate me out in a limo while we were driving home. I love bars being open again!
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