I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
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I walked into his living room and saw him watching the play-offs while eating tomato paste out of the can with a bottle of wine. I'm telling you to stop talking to him. now.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
I told him he could fuck me once he could grow a beard. Never expected seeing him ten years later with a goatee and a great memory...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
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You know I love you. I just don't love your penis.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
Crazy homeless man drinking beer out of a vitamin water container on the bus just set me up on a date with the yuppie next to him
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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