I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
woke up naked, gf gone. There is a cup of change in the fridge, a bird in the bathroom, and odie is drawn on my ceiling. I live in a non sequitur
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
We waved. But it was a "let's hook up" wave.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
my grandpa is going down the line on this prom picture, and telling me how big everyone's nipples are... he was spot on for me.
Grandma can hear your bong from the living room, please be more quiet. Love mom.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Apparently I repeatedly thanked the paramedic for saving the "happy new year" beads i was wearing. that bad.
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