I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
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today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
You know what, I don't care that I got too drunk and didn't make it into the boat party. If I had, I probably wouldn't have peed on you later while we soundly slept. I feel you need that in a best friendship.
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Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
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