hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
he thought i was a dude.
No now hes going to beat me to our goal of getting someone to have sex in the library. I hate periods.
I don't know what to judge you more for.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
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Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
I can't believe I paid your booty call for a ride home in cake.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
My shirt is ruined. If I ever get the idea of doing a tequila shot through my nose ever again, shoot me.
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I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
My gyno overestimated by 3 TIMES the amount of sex we have per week. First of all, he must think I'm a freak. Secondly, I think we should catch up.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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