next time dont tell jokes :) miss bonerkill
I told him "thank you for wearing a turtleneck yesterday, I no longer have a strong erg to have sex with you. " He is no longer speaking to me.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
I just feel like a little gay dolphin in a massive sea
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Find me a date. With a beard. I want him to rub his beard on my tits. I'm not even into that stuff but I think it'd be so warm.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
Is it a bad thing that I've made out with everybody I work with?
She just asked to come over. She's either going to bring one of her dads guns and kill me or we're going to end up having insane lesbian sex.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
Please don't give away my fajitas
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