I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
and i had to drink on "never have i ever unsuccessfully tried to seduce a virgin ginger"
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
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Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
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Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
If the river was whiskey, it would be the best river ever.
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
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