idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
Fyi: he's overweight and balding. My biological clock is ticking so loud I can't hear the TV.
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
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when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I just realized I've stolen a hat from every guy I fucked. Except the last one. Maybe there is hope for me.
Its only tuesday and I need a dd home from work. This is getting too easy.
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
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After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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