No. I broke it. Note to self, never take a shower with your phone in your pocket.
is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Now he's galloping around the bar. I don't know whether to laugh or cry.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
He kept telling me my vagina was a pleasure cave... I ended up just taking it as a complimetn
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Had to clear my browser history. I figured if she used the search bar and her name came up, it might be a little creepy.
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