Whoa Z and x make the same sound
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
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do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
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I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Fuck you and your widespread penis snapchat
Mid-fucking he screams "YOU CAN'T VOTE FOR TRUMP"
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
i think i passed out for a few seconds while we were having sex but he didnt notice...
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