Lavender boy was great at seduction and crappy in bed.
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
He was going nice and slow, then he yelled " BOONNEESTOORRMM!!!!!". I can't walk straight.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
i drank out of a bidet.
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Do you think you can chase a shot with chicken soup?
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
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