Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
literally had 100 drinks last night.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I apologize in advance for the amount of cleavage I'll be exposing your boyfriend to.
Yeah, I'm just gonna try to repress that and remember him for his big dick and perfect jawline.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
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