Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
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You are the only person I know who got away with wearing a turtleneck while getting laid. ONLY person.
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
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He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
I wanna come do a blessing for your apartment. And by that I mean I want to drink a lot of whiskey and watch ancient aliens in your apartment
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
I went up to u at the bar, you grabbed my face and said, "hey you're Juan right?"
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