Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
Why are your pants in the freezer?
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
they are cutting me off...little do they know I am making a 75 yr old man i named Herbert buy me drinks now...no shame at 11 am...
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
So my best friends wedding ended with everyone seeing me getting eaten out behind the forbes church. Classy!
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