if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
So coach him. No guy wants to admit being unsure of something in bed. It's a man-law or something.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
Sam was like the mother fucking Moses of drunk and underage kids and he lead them to safety away from the cops. He's a hero that we deserve.
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
With a word you would own me. At your command I would walk to your house completely naked.
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