He kissed a someone with a penis
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
In sex ed. they really need to include a lesson on saying tampon in foreign languages, just in case.... Trying to ask the woman at the reception desk, who barely speaks English, for one just turned into an awkward game of charades.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
Go have sex with him right now! Drunk sex is the best sex.
I know but these gold fish are so much better
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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