We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
hahaha our party bus just died on the freeway and we're drinking in the center divider. i'm on the roof. i win
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Just got a event reminder on my phone to never party with you again.
my mom just cut me up lemons and limes so i would have some vitamins with my tequlia
good news: I made it out of bed and into shower. Bad news: I made it back to bed without clothes. Worse news: I don't know this bed.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Amanda, I can 99.9% assure you i'm probably never going to bang your mom
I DON'T LIKE THAT SENTENCE
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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