i'm drinking with a bunch of phds, i feel very stupid but good about my drinking abilities
Sorry I didn't wanna double team his sister. Having whiskey dick and watching you get laid didn't sound appealing
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
i can recognize that vagina from a mile away
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
It just hurt to pee because he was fingering for fucking gold in there.
I wish they made people sized litter boxes.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How long do I have to listen to him talk about the chickens before telling him I just really want to fuck? Note: it's already been twelve minutes.
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