Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
The guy in front of me in lecture is using a fifth of smirnoff as a water bottle.
Nevermind, it's not water.
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
What color are my eyes?
Ummmm... 34 C?
The shit I just took made me regret every life decision leading up to it.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
What?! Why else would they put table cloths on a table if not for discreet oral sex? That's why they were invented! Read a book...
I've literally exhausted all the videos on pornhub. It took like 4 years, but I've done it. I did that quicker than I finished college
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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