I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I imagine my service panda will provide sufficient protection. At the very least it will be an irresistible cuddly distraction while I make good my escape.
"I'm a professor to university students" I say as I realize I have a nipple piercing that I have no memory of getting
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
The first time he ever tried to hold my hand, I moon walked away.
What am I supposed to say? "Oh hey, I can't go out with you tonight because I can't picture myself sleeping with you and I was high and just trying to be nice when I said yes"?
You poured all their beer into ziploc baggies so it would be "better on the go"
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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