Good face, no body. And apparently her vagina is related to chewbaca.
Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
I am midnight drunk by noon
I'm about to enter vancouver's biggest liquor store. I feel like I should sent you a "wish you were here" postcard.
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
She said "I've been waiting to suck your cock since high school." I'm so glad so many freshmen are from our school.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
So last night, I bought mother's day cards and the Plan B pill.
I might be drinking a 4-day old opened beer on a Wednesday. You're in no position to judge me.
It would have only made it one day at my place.
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