Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I just bought a large Pizza and Xanex in the same store...my night is complete
Pants on the Ground is the theme song of my life
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
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They were like stripper heels, except business stripper heels, the kind strippers would wear to court.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
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I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
How did I pull off convincing everyone that my name is Dad? Maybe they were just distracted by my boobs.
I know I say this every year but 2015 will be the year I finally have sex with David's sister
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
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