i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
life lesson #1: a fart during an awkward silence between 2 strangers doesnt make it less awkward.
Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
I'm doing the Macarena naked in my living room right now
I see you're taking unemployment seriously.
Passed out mid cig in bed last night. Thank you cough for allowing me legal prescription hydrocodone.
After my date left I rallied and took the Asian girl home. Flexibility my friend.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
What happened to my face?
You kneed yourself in the eye during the Harlem Shake.
It was impressive.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
I thought you were dead but then you asked me if your tits looked good. They did.
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