I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
My drug dealer just made me a sandwich at the local deli. Starting to question his street cred.
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
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You held your own hair and threw up into a red cup...I think they were more amazed than upset.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
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I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
I wore a bird inflatable and still got laid. So there's that.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
If I have put a neon “vacancy” sign on my skirt for him to get the picture I will.
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